holySmith! The Update

by holySmith! on October 5, 2011

2011 has been a year of change for holySmith! and you’d never know it by looking at this website because I haven’t updated it much.

holySmith! has been busy.

This is a classic case of the carpenter’s house never being finished. I spend most of my waking hours working on websites for one client or another and when I get home, there are two fine young holySmith! kids waiting to consume my attention, plus the finest wife in the history of wives — holySmith! The Wife.

So with all that, the time to blog/eBitch about things has kind of fallen off the table. But I am determined to keep holySmith! The Website alive and well because I’ve noticed that my competition has pretty much fallen off the face of the Earth now that we have stuff like Facebook, Twitter, Google+ and the like. Many of the people who thought they could handle running and writing a website or blog have since come to terms with their inability to do it full time and instead, they tweet or post crap on walls (literally or on Facebook).

And that leaves holySmith! to pick up where others fell off. There are too many years of worthless content on here to walk away now, so this train’s gonna keep on rollin’ all night long.

Now I just need to figure out what I want to post. I have at least 8-10 posts that I’ve written to various degrees of completion, however, after writing them, I felt like they were all pointless and decided to stop. That usually means that they were too serious, too political, or I just ran out of enthusiasm for them and said, ‘screw it’. I don’t know. Maybe I’ll make fun of Chad or something. That’s always good for some fun and best of all, Chad likes it because he gets to be Internet Famous for a while.

Stay tuned, if there are any of you still paying attention at all.

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There is another

by holySmith! on March 2, 2011

If you want to learn the big news, watch this. I would have embedded it, but it doesn’t fit properly on the page.

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The Empire Farts Back

January 27, 2011

This post is dedicated to my old friend Dan. It contains two of his favorite things and I can hear him laughing his ass off right now. . .and the part with Boba Fett, Lando and Vader almost made me blow and o-ring I was laughing so hard. Oh, this is probably NSFW (that’s Not [...]

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Conversations with a 4-Year-Old Episode 1

December 29, 2010

This episode took place this morning when The Boy came into our room to hang out before going downstairs to eat. The Wife (now pregnant) was in bed and The Boy starts rubbing her belly to try to feel the new baby which is currently in production. The Wife says, “Are you feeling for the [...]

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Boba Fett Pumpkin

October 27, 2010

holySmith! The Boy (now age 4) requested a Boba Fett pumpkin for Halloween. Note the authentic pumpkin rangefinder/rangefinder stalk and bullet dent on the top, right side. I had to add those to distract from my amateur pumpkin carving skills and poor symmetry, of course.

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