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This is the galactic headquarters of holySmith!, which is just my fake internet name. In real life, I am known as , but it’s not like I can get a website domain registered with anything close to my real name, so I had to come up with alternatives. Anyway, thanks for stopping by.

I started this particular website back in 2005 or so (even though my tagline says “Quality Blogging Since 1956!”). Hopefully that tagline sets the tone for the majority of what I’ve posted on this site — tongue in cheek. This site is just a place for me to play around with WordPress and try new plug-ins or themes or whatever. It also served as my vehicle of communication (pre-social media) to friends and family who are spread out all over the US. Now that we have social media, the site gets less and less attention, but it’s here, I pay to host it and I may as well use it, right?

holyFAQs!

Why holySmith?

When you are in the market for a website with your name as-or-in the domain, but your name happens to be the most common name in the free world (Jon Smith) and is typically used as the example domain when you go to purchase your domain name, you just have to consider alternatives.

Thus, holySmith!

holySmith! are you really ‘holy’?

Great question! holySmith! is not at all “holy”. In fact, holySmith! is quite possibly the least “holy” person on the planet, unless you compare him to catholic priests who hump altar boys and stuff like that. The name holySmith! comes from holySmith! saying, “holy shit I am tired of looking for a domain name” so “holy shit” changed into “holySmith!”

And that was that.

holySmith! are you really the number one news source on the Internet?

Absolutely! And why the hell not? MSNBC and CNN put absolute crap headlines on their sites, so why can’t I? That’s why holySmith! has been providing the highest quality blogging on the World Wide Web since 1956! And gullible is not in the dictionary!

holySmith! are you available for public and corporate speaking engagements?

Absolutely! If you are willing to pay me to pull random words out of my butt, I am totally for for-hire! After all, they pay douchebags like this guy to speak and write books, so why the hell not?

Thank you for your support.