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Now that you are here (and there is a very good chance you are related to me since holySmith! only gets like 5 visitors a day), chances are you want to see new pictures of holySmith! The Baby. You can find the a link to the pictures by clicking on the photos section in the top green navigation bar (yeah, up there). The page has a link that goes to a Google Picasa page which has what you are looking for.

Thanks for stopping by.

If you like to buy stuff from Amazon (and who doesn’t), why not start your search using the handy Amazon search box here on holySmith!. If you do buy something after you get there, Amazon pays holySmith! a small and hardly-worth-the-effort-commission, but every little bit helps and all proceeds go to fund holySmith! The Baby’s future education. So for less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can do your part to help little holySmiths get the education and opportunity they deserve.

Last, if you enjoy reading mindless babble from holySmith! or if you just can’t quench your thirst to know how well (or crappy) his bowling team does from week to week, then please read the posts or visit the bowling page. I also use the site to practice various website and marketing things for work since that’s kind of what I do for a living.

holyFAQs!

Why holySmith?

When you are in the market for a website with your name as-or-in the domain, but your name happens to be the most common name in the free world (Jon Smith) and is typically used as the example domain when you go to purchase your domain name, you just have to consider alternatives.

Thus, holySmith!

holySmith! are you really ‘holy’?

Great question! holySmith! is not at all “holy”. In fact, holySmith! is quite possibly the least “holy” person on the planet, unless you compare him to catholic priests who hump altar boys and stuff like that. The name holySmith! comes from holySmith! saying, “holy shit I am tired of looking for a domain name” so “holy shit” changed into “holySmith!”

And that was that.

holySmith! are you really the number one news source on the Internet?

Absolutely! And why the hell not? MSNBC and CNN put absolute crap headlines on their sites, so why can’t I? That’s why holySmith! has been providing the highest quality blogging on the World Wide Web since 1956! And gullible is not in the dictionary!

holySmith! are you available for public and corporate speaking engagements?

Absolutely! If you are willing to pay me to pull random words out of my butt, I am totally for for-hire! After all, they pay douchebags like this guy to speak and write books, so why the hell not?

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