This post is dedicated to my old friend Dan. It contains two of his favorite things and I can hear him laughing his ass off right now. . .and the part with Boba Fett, Lando and Vader almost made me blow and o-ring I was laughing so hard. Oh, this is probably NSFW (that’s Not Safe for Work, Dad, so watch this at home).

The Empire Farts Back is a post from: holySmith!

Conversations with a 3-year-old Episode 3 is a post from: holySmith!

MAY 4, 2010 – GERMANY – In response to this interview with Justin Beiber, Germany today announced that it has no idea who the hell Justin Beiber is either.

Germany asks: Who the fuck is Justin Beiber?

“Actung! Lederhosen! Volkswagen! Octoberfest! Zeitgeist!” Germany said during its press conference (a translator was unavailable at the time of this writing).

“That sounds pretty bad,” said Thad Bosley, an American tourist who happened to be in the same building in Berlin where the press conference was held. “I have no idea what Germany said right there, but it can’t be good. By the way, who the [expletive] is Justin Beiber?!?!”"

As is clear from the interview, Justin Beiber hasn’t heard of Germany and doesn’t know what the word “German” means.

Click here for the video.

Germany Hasn’t Heard of Justin Bieber is a post from: holySmith!

holySmith! The Boy (Jedi Knight) takes out “Uncle Sandy” (Sith Lord) with a Force lightsaber throw to the shin bone. Ouch.

Epic lightsaber battle is a post from: holySmith!

To set the scene: holySmith! The Boy finally has decided that the time has come to commit to going in the potty. For the past year, he has known how to do it, but for whatever stubborn reasons, he flat-out decided NOT to do it in his potty chair when nature called. Instead, he opted for his diaper.

And then tonight, he decided to wear his boxers instead of his diaper. So just before he jumps into his bed, I ask him to make a quick trip to his potty. He walks over, does his business, goes through the whole process, washes his hands, and then jumps in bed. He was very proud.

So I tell him what a good boy he is for going in his potty and all that, and within 15 seconds of getting tucked in, he squirms out of his blankets and says he has to go again. He goes through the entire process again, washes his hands and I tuck him in again. After maybe one more minute, he slides out of his bed, walks over to his bathroom and sits down to go yet again. I guess he’s making up for lost time or something, but it’s a big step, so I encourage it.

The following is our post-poopy conversation:

Conversations with a 3-year-old episode 2 is a post from: holySmith!