For the second straight night, holySmith! saw the Democratic National Convention coverage start on television, and for the second straight night, the DNC inspired holySmith! to change. . .the channel.
And when I did, this is what I saw. This is what happens when it rains in the desert. This is why there are signs posted in every area near a potential wash, warning drivers not to enter when flooded. This is why they enacted the “Stupid Driver Law” a few years back here in the Phoenix area. This is also why people from Apache Junction, Arizona enjoy the redneck retard reputation that they have. Wow.
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Hahahahahaa… she hesitated for a moment as she got to the river. I wonder what was going through her incredibly retarded head at that point:
“Hmm… looks like a pretty strong current. No matter, I’ve crossed a worse river on foot when I got into this country – and I was pregnant. So I should easily be able to traverse these waters in my Mitsubishi Galant. Hold on Lil’ Lupe, Mommy’s gonna steer the shit out of this car-boat! Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Vamonos!”
Awww… who am I kidding? A dumbass like that would never have the word “traverse” in their vocabulary.
Also, I like the new blog layout. And I’d like to see that glass-top coffee table. Would you be interested in exchanging it for Madden 08 for the 360?
Not much of a Madden guy, but I wouldn’t mind getting that Star Wars Lego game if you have that available
Wow. It’s people like that that make me want to leave the human race. I almost feel bad for her, but not bad enough to not stab her in the face if I saw her do that. Also, would you exchange the coffee table for a slightly used condom and a can of Lysol? Don’t ask why I’m getting rid of them
Oh, and kudos on the new format. Sexay!!