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Guarantee

Your holySmith! is guaranteed for 30 days or your money back!

If you are not completely satisfied with your holySmith!, simply return the unused portion within 30 days of the date you recieved it for a full refund of the product price (less shipping and handling). This is a completely risk-free offer. Please include the original packaging as well as your order info so that we may process your request in a timely manner.

It is our mission to provide you with the best quality holySmith! and the highest level of customer service regardless of ignorance and gullibility. Incidentally, “gullible” is not in the dictionary. No, seriously, look it up.

holySmith! reserves the right to refuse you service at any time and for any reason. No shoes, no shirt, no service. Further, we here at holySmith! request that you keep all personal belongings stowed safely at all times and be advised that contents in the overhead compartments may have shifted during the flight. Also please be advised that no animals were harmed during the making of holySmith!.

holySmith! is part of this complete breakfast. holySmith! has not been approved by the FDA. Please consult your physician before taking holySmith! holySmith! is not available in stores, but holySmith! does accept competitors’ coupons and will meet or beat any advertised price. holySmith! does not observe daylight savings time.

Terms of holySmith! are subject to change without notice.