Comments on: holySmith! joins 4000 Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich Club http://www.holysmith.com/holysmith-joins-4000-peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich-club/ Quality blogging since 1956. Wed, 01 Jun 2011 07:09:29 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: jeley http://www.holysmith.com/holysmith-joins-4000-peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich-club/comment-page-1/#comment-7069 jeley Fri, 17 Aug 2007 22:46:22 +0000 http://holysmith.com/2007/08/15/holysmith-joins-4000-peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich-club/#comment-7069 It is a well known fact that adding potato chips to a PeeBee & Jay is considered cheating. If any of those 4000 sandwiches (allegedly) contained even a sinlge Lay's (and we all know you can't eat just one), this record is suspect. But, seing that we won't actually test you for said fried potato snacks, we will never have definitive proof... However, to get into The Hall, you are gonna have to grease a lot of palms, cause no one votes for a cheater unless appropriately paid to overlook such things. It is a well known fact that adding potato chips to a PeeBee & Jay is considered cheating. If any of those 4000 sandwiches (allegedly) contained even a sinlge Lay’s (and we all know you can’t eat just one), this record is suspect. But, seing that we won’t actually test you for said fried potato snacks, we will never have definitive proof…

However, to get into The Hall, you are gonna have to grease a lot of palms, cause no one votes for a cheater unless appropriately paid to overlook such things.

]]> By: MrSmith http://www.holysmith.com/holysmith-joins-4000-peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich-club/comment-page-1/#comment-7064 MrSmith Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:31:17 +0000 http://holysmith.com/2007/08/15/holysmith-joins-4000-peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich-club/#comment-7064 I am glad my impoverished conditions are a source of inspiration to someone. Maybe some wealthy spinster will read this and hire me as her live-in cabana boy for a while to supplement my income. I suppose there is a silver lining in every story. I am glad my impoverished conditions are a source of inspiration to someone. Maybe some wealthy spinster will read this and hire me as her live-in cabana boy for a while to supplement my income. I suppose there is a silver lining in every story.

]]> By: El Gammy http://www.holysmith.com/holysmith-joins-4000-peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich-club/comment-page-1/#comment-7063 El Gammy Wed, 15 Aug 2007 22:14:14 +0000 http://holysmith.com/2007/08/15/holysmith-joins-4000-peanut-butter-jelly-sandwich-club/#comment-7063 Just so you know, as I saw you eat that 4000th PB&J sandwich, I simply stood up and put my hands in my pockets. And you can bet your broke-ass I'll be in a suspiciously distant meeting when you break the record. All kidding aside, I guarantee I'm <em>porer</em> than you are right now (see? I can't even afford the other vowel in "poor"). Even if we had the same exact amount of money in our pockets (about $3.50), I would still be considered to be more broke than you are simply because I'm Mexican (the darker skin is the tie-breaker). Because of said extreme individual poverty, I'll be enforcing a strict bean & cheese taco diet (the Mexican equivalent to PB&J sandwiches) for the next month or so. Thanks for the inspiration holySmith! Just so you know, as I saw you eat that 4000th PB&J sandwich, I simply stood up and put my hands in my pockets. And you can bet your broke-ass I’ll be in a suspiciously distant meeting when you break the record.

All kidding aside, I guarantee I’m porer than you are right now (see? I can’t even afford the other vowel in “poor”). Even if we had the same exact amount of money in our pockets (about $3.50), I would still be considered to be more broke than you are simply because I’m Mexican (the darker skin is the tie-breaker).

Because of said extreme individual poverty, I’ll be enforcing a strict bean & cheese taco diet (the Mexican equivalent to PB&J sandwiches) for the next month or so. Thanks for the inspiration holySmith!

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