Great Iced Tea Incident of 2010

September 2, 2010

Where were you when Neil and Buzz walked on the moon? Where were you when the attacks on 9/11 happened? Where were you when the Great Iced Tea Incident of 2010 went down? It happened at the QT on University, near 52nd Street in Tempe. Chad, Todd and I walked in for our daily refills [...]

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Oh August 2010, where have you gone?

August 31, 2010

Yesterday, the St. Louis Cardinals all but handed the NL Central title to those lingering farts known as the Cincinnati Reds. I can’t even remember the last time I met or heard from a Reds fan — oh, wait, that’s because there haven’t been any Reds fans seen in the wild since Eric Davis was [...]

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Ants on the Apples

July 27, 2010

The ants swarmed around each little crumb, devouring it, bit by bit. It was a scene of natural beauty and utter creepiness. I looked left: ants. I looked right: ants. Then one of the ants talked. He said, “Welcome to the Apple Store!” I was like, “Yes,” and I tried to avoid eye contact for [...]

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Songs stuck in my head

July 15, 2010

I wanted to preserve this epic battle on the blog. It took place a few days ago via Facebook, but it seems there is a correlation between the six people I know who don’t use Facebook still and the six people who read holySmith! Hmm. Anyway. This battle started when I posted this video from [...]

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Conversations with a 3-year-old Episode 3

May 5, 2010
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