Germany Hasn’t Heard of Justin Bieber

May 4, 2010

MAY 4, 2010 – GERMANY – In response to this interview with Justin Beiber, Germany today announced that it has no idea who the hell Justin Beiber is either. “Actung! Lederhosen! Volkswagen! Octoberfest! Zeitgeist!” Germany said during its press conference (a translator was unavailable at the time of this writing). “That sounds pretty bad,” said [...]

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Is AZ Governor Jan Brewer Really Mr. Burns?

April 22, 2010
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Am I the only one asking these questions?

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Epic lightsaber battle

April 17, 2010

holySmith! The Boy (Jedi Knight) takes out “Uncle Sandy” (Sith Lord) with a Force lightsaber throw to the shin bone. Ouch.

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Jesus contemplating party switch?

April 8, 2010

Hot off the MSNBC.com presses comes this headline gold about none other than Jesus and His possible switch to an Independent. Will He run? Can He win as an Independent or is He setting himself up for political crucifixion?

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The Money Hole Eats Money

March 26, 2010

holySmith! is brain-fried. Seriously. All my money goes down the money hole – no matter how much I make – and I stress about how to keep enough money in my account every day so that I can feed the need of the money hole. You know me. I’m a writer. But this isn’t some [...]

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