Behold: A major scientific breakthrough being reported by Newsweek states, “scientists are reporting that playing action video games improves. . . vision. . .”
This is huge. Playing video games can actually IMPROVE your vision. Finally, science has given us the justice we deserve. No longer will overbearing mothers, wives, girlfriends, etc. try to guilt their sons, husbands, boyfriends, etc. out of two of the most important elements in life: playing video games and masturbating.
Now that playing video games can help improve our vision, we no longer have to live in fear that too much masturbation will make us go blind!
And the Circle Jerk of Lunacy continues. . .
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