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- Category: Bumper-ology
- Unless you're a hemorrhoid, stay off my ass! February 14th, 2008 (1)
- Unmarked Police Vehicle December 12th, 2007
- Bumper-ology continued: W is still president April 21st, 2007 (1)
- People from Illinois have the Dumbest Vanity Plates June 16th, 2006 (2)
- The study of bumper stickers April 22nd, 2006 (1)
- Category: conversations with a 2-year-old
- Conversations with a 3-Year-Old Episode 1 November 3rd, 2009 (1)
- Conversations with a 2-Year-Old Episode 5 August 11th, 2009 (1)
- Conversations with a 2-year-old Episode 4 July 23rd, 2009 (2)
- Conversations with a 2-year-old Episode 3 June 16th, 2009 (1)
- Conversations with a 2-year-old Episode 2 May 1st, 2009 (1)
- Conversations with a 2-year-old April 16th, 2009 (4)
- Category: Conversations with a 3-Year-Old
- Conversations with a 3-year-old episode 2 December 30th, 2009 (3)
- Conversations with a 3-Year-Old Episode 1 November 3rd, 2009 (1)
- Category: Eat Here!
- Mrs. Jeley's cookies are the key to world peace December 23rd, 2009 (1)
- Metropolitan Grill Springfield, MO October 6th, 2009
- Penny's Ice Cream - Chandler, AZ January 8th, 2009
- holySmith! joins 4000 Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich Club August 15th, 2007 (3)
- The greatest. Ever. May 1st, 2007 (2)
- El Penasco Mexican Kitchen Tempe, AZ March 14th, 2007 (3)
- Sabuddy Restaurant Tempe, AZ August 8th, 2006 (3)
- The Original Hoagie Shop - Tempe AZ March 14th, 2006
- Mucho Gusto Restaurant - Tempe March 11th, 2006
- Bongos February 1st, 2006
- 56 East - Chandler January 26th, 2006
- Papa Razzini's January 23rd, 2006 (2)
- Category: Gross Generalities
- Playing video games improves vision - masturbating now more popular than ever March 30th, 2009
- Gymnasts shatter Olympic record for meaningless hugs August 19th, 2008 (3)
- Brett Farve should sing christian songs August 5th, 2008
- My Democrat friend can kick your Republican friend's ass July 16th, 2008
- Stuff Six-Foot-Tall White Males Born in St. Louis Like (.com) July 11th, 2008 (7)
- How to cope with a terminal disease July 7th, 2008
- Croatians purposely winning to screw with sports announcers June 20th, 2008 (3)
- Mormons use SUVs to destroy planet, go to heaven faster April 29th, 2008
- Category: Headlines
- Sources confirm heart of Rock n Roll not beating December 23rd, 2009
- AOL is still around and they have a new logo November 24th, 2009 (3)
- holySmith! The Car needs new wiper blades August 6th, 2009
- China bans holySmith! July 13th, 2009
- holySmith! to start antisocial network website May 26th, 2009
- News Flash: holySmith! The Parents did not call to console holySmith! on death of ferret May 19th, 2009 (4)
- Iowa legalizes gay April 3rd, 2009 (2)
- holySmith! to appear on Oprah April 1st, 2009 (1)
- Playing video games improves vision - masturbating now more popular than ever March 30th, 2009
- The Beaver shortage in Detroit is over February 18th, 2009
- Blowfish have testicles January 29th, 2009
- holySmith! plans to invoke fear to get what he wants October 28th, 2008
- After bailouts and debates, let's look back and laugh October 3rd, 2008 (1)
- Thank you Captain Obvious September 24th, 2008 (2)
- Gymnasts shatter Olympic record for meaningless hugs August 19th, 2008 (3)
- Texters like texting August 1st, 2008 (2)
- Hurricane Dolly blasts media for biased coverage of gas, mortgage crises July 22nd, 2008
- Croatians purposely winning to screw with sports announcers June 20th, 2008 (3)
- Couldn't pass this one up May 30th, 2008
- Cost of holySmith up another $0.24 per gallon May 22nd, 2008
- Mormons use SUVs to destroy planet, go to heaven faster April 29th, 2008
- News Flash: JFK is still Dead March 10th, 2008 (2)
- holySmith! did not knowlingly use steroids December 13th, 2007 (2)
- holySmith! joins 4000 Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich Club August 15th, 2007 (3)
- Category: holyConspiracy!
- Knowledge is disappointment and power December 3rd, 2009 (2)
- Blowing the lid off the Phoenix-San Antonio sports conspiracy February 5th, 2009
- Category: holySites!
- Best use of Flash technology ever May 29th, 2009
- Pocahontas is doing well April 10th, 2009 (6)
- Stop living in the past IE6 users February 24th, 2009 (1)
- Wow. Look what MTV did. October 28th, 2008 (1)
- What would your Sarah Palin name be? September 18th, 2008 (2)
- The circle-jerk of lunacy continues July 28th, 2008 (2)
- My Democrat friend can kick your Republican friend's ass July 16th, 2008
- Book review for Hot Chicks with Douchebags July 12th, 2008
- Stuff Six-Foot-Tall White Males Born in St. Louis Like (.com) July 11th, 2008 (7)
- They should make a Heineken commercial about us, Jeley May 29th, 2008 (3)
- A new perspective on white people March 20th, 2008 (1)
- Doucheus Maximus May 11th, 2007
- Fleecing of America August 25th, 2006
- Chuck Norris is a way of life March 15th, 2006 (1)
- Jonathan Sucks February 1st, 2006
- Where's George? January 5th, 2006
- The Onion January 3rd, 2006 (1)
- Make Doodie October 25th, 2005
- Meat Hats October 25th, 2005
- Funny Cats October 21st, 2005
- Brain damage September 28th, 2005
- Category: holySmith! Videos
- Conversations with a 3-year-old episode 2 December 30th, 2009 (3)
- Conversations with a 3-Year-Old Episode 1 November 3rd, 2009 (1)
- Conversations with a 2-Year-Old Episode 5 August 11th, 2009 (1)
- Conversations with a 2-year-old Episode 4 July 23rd, 2009 (2)
- How about an Iced Tea July 23rd, 2009
- Conversations with a 2-year-old Episode 2 May 1st, 2009 (1)
- Conversations with a 2-year-old April 16th, 2009 (4)
- Category: holySmith! Wow
- Mrs. Jeley's cookies are the key to world peace December 23rd, 2009 (1)
- AOL is still around and they have a new logo November 24th, 2009 (3)
- Metropolitan Grill Springfield, MO October 6th, 2009
- Taste test proves nobody likes A-holes July 6th, 2009 (2)
- Microsoft Surface will be the coolest way to Xerox your butt July 1st, 2009
- Iowa legalizes gay April 3rd, 2009 (2)
- Playing video games improves vision - masturbating now more popular than ever March 30th, 2009
- Life on Mars gets the boot March 5th, 2009 (1)
- This is exactly why we need robots February 26th, 2009 (1)
- The Beaver shortage in Detroit is over February 18th, 2009
- Blowfish have testicles January 29th, 2009
- John Williams is the man January 28th, 2009 (1)
- The frozen tundra of hell January 20th, 2009
- What's a 13-letter word for. . . December 15th, 2008
- Blinded by zeros December 10th, 2008
- HolySmith! makes the Urban Dictionary November 21st, 2008
- Wow. Is GM going to die? November 7th, 2008
- Wow. Obama wins, Arizona still retarded. November 5th, 2008
- Category: holySports!
- Knowledge is disappointment and power December 3rd, 2009 (2)
- Albert Pujols Facts July 10th, 2009
- holySmith! 2009 World Series of Solitaire grand champion June 16th, 2009
- Help us Albert Pujols, you're our only hope February 10th, 2009 (1)
- Blowing the lid off the Phoenix-San Antonio sports conspiracy February 5th, 2009
- The frozen tundra of hell January 20th, 2009
- Trade Ocho Cinco to the Rams September 4th, 2008 (3)
- Gymnasts shatter Olympic record for meaningless hugs August 19th, 2008 (3)
- Croatians purposely winning to screw with sports announcers June 20th, 2008 (3)
- Seriously people. June 6th, 2008 (1)
- There's no D in D'Antoni April 29th, 2008
- We are about to be invaded January 21st, 2008 (1)
- College bowl system is perfect (*stupid Hawaiians) November 30th, 2007 (5)
- Alex Rodriguez is a rod. November 2nd, 2007 (2)
- The dimming of the day September 30th, 2007
- Wednesdays are for bowling August 27th, 2007 (1)
- Oh hockey, where have you gone? August 3rd, 2007
- Calling Cardinal Nation July 17th, 2007 (1)
- Note to Cardinals: season started last Sunday April 4th, 2007
- BREAKING NEWS: holySmith! blows up with a 300 March 21st, 2007 (9)
- The last time this happened, it was the Giants and I broke my nose January 22nd, 2007 (1)
- Speed kills and it will kill again January 17th, 2007 (3)
- Bears! Bears! Bears! January 14th, 2007 (1)
- Hockey is like my old girlfriend January 11th, 2007 (2)
- Cardinals Win! (Now I can come clean). October 27th, 2006
- Cardinals shouldn't even be there October 21st, 2006 (1)
- Boycott ESPN October 12th, 2006
- Football, Baseball, and Roger Waters September 29th, 2006
- Loss extends Cards' slide to seven September 26th, 2006
- ASU Football September 10th, 2006
- Holy Crap, the Football Cardinals will be on Local TV! August 11th, 2006
- April Fools or Will The Great One Skate Again? April 1st, 2006
- Cardinals versus Cubs - THE Rivalry March 31st, 2006
- St. Louis Cardinals Hats March 30th, 2006
- Free College Basketball Bracket March 16th, 2006 (1)
- Fred Bird October 20th, 2005 (1)
- Run Home October 17th, 2005 (1)
- O Fensive October 17th, 2005
- Whouston Asstros? October 10th, 2005 (2)
- John Elway October 10th, 2005
- Category: Musical Notes
- How about an Iced Tea July 23rd, 2009
- John Williams is the man January 28th, 2009 (1)
- Wow. Look what MTV did. October 28th, 2008 (1)
- Richard Wright playing the Great Gig in the Sky September 15th, 2008 (1)
- No Floyd reunion is not news September 9th, 2008 (6)
- Brett Farve should sing christian songs August 5th, 2008
- Van Halen reunion, and one of the greatest shows EVER February 3rd, 2007 (1)
- Why do I know these songs? January 23rd, 2007 (8)
- Oh, By the Way, Which One's Pink? October 4th, 2006
- Football, Baseball, and Roger Waters September 29th, 2006
- It's good to warm my bones beside the fire September 7th, 2006
- Favorite Songs List June 11th, 2006 (2)
- Video Game Pianist February 23rd, 2006
- On Tour December 23rd, 2005
- Toto Rules December 1st, 2005
- Pink Parts November 29th, 2005
- That Song October 11th, 2005
- Category: Shameless Plugs
- Mrs. Jeley's cookies are the key to world peace December 23rd, 2009 (1)
- Metropolitan Grill Springfield, MO October 6th, 2009
- Best use of Flash technology ever May 29th, 2009
- Pocahontas is doing well April 10th, 2009 (6)
- Happy 200th post, holySmith! December 23rd, 2008
- What's a 13-letter word for. . . December 15th, 2008
- What would your Sarah Palin name be? September 18th, 2008 (2)
- My Democrat friend can kick your Republican friend's ass July 16th, 2008
- Book review for Hot Chicks with Douchebags July 12th, 2008
- Stuff Six-Foot-Tall White Males Born in St. Louis Like (.com) July 11th, 2008 (7)
- They should make a Heineken commercial about us, Jeley May 29th, 2008 (3)
- Emergency! Squad 51 this is Rampart. . . April 15th, 2008 (3)
- The holySmith! Gallery now open November 15th, 2007 (2)
- Doucheus Maximus May 11th, 2007
- 2003 VW Jetta GLI for Sale May 2nd, 2006
- Free College Basketball Bracket March 16th, 2006 (1)
- Trade Up December 27th, 2005
- Sports Picks October 24th, 2005
- Tool box September 27th, 2005
- Category: Words
- Music is not my forte March 8th, 2010 (4)
- Mrs. Jeley's cookies are the key to world peace December 23rd, 2009 (1)
- Sources confirm heart of Rock n Roll not beating December 23rd, 2009
- Knowledge is disappointment and power December 3rd, 2009 (2)
- AOL is still around and they have a new logo November 24th, 2009 (3)
- No time on the horizon October 28th, 2009
- Metropolitan Grill Springfield, MO October 6th, 2009
- Boys and their toys September 25th, 2009
- Borders taunts me with emails September 15th, 2009 (1)
- Conversations with a 2-Year-Old Episode 5 August 11th, 2009 (1)
- holySmith! The Car needs new wiper blades August 6th, 2009
- Conversations with a 2-year-old Episode 4 July 23rd, 2009 (2)
- How about an Iced Tea July 23rd, 2009
- China bans holySmith! July 13th, 2009
- Albert Pujols Facts July 10th, 2009
- Taste test proves nobody likes A-holes July 6th, 2009 (2)
- Microsoft Surface will be the coolest way to Xerox your butt July 1st, 2009
- Conversations with a 2-year-old Episode 3 June 16th, 2009 (1)
- holySmith! 2009 World Series of Solitaire grand champion June 16th, 2009
- holySmith! to start antisocial network website May 26th, 2009
- News Flash: holySmith! The Parents did not call to console holySmith! on death of ferret May 19th, 2009 (4)
- Sadie the Ferret - and then there were none May 11th, 2009 (2)
- Conversations with a 2-year-old Episode 2 May 1st, 2009 (1)
- Conversations with a 2-year-old April 16th, 2009 (4)
- The true victim of the tea party April 15th, 2009 (2)
- Pocahontas is doing well April 10th, 2009 (6)
- Iowa legalizes gay April 3rd, 2009 (2)
- holySmith! to appear on Oprah April 1st, 2009 (1)
- Playing video games improves vision - masturbating now more popular than ever March 30th, 2009
- Speedometers dare you to break the law March 25th, 2009
- Syd Barret the Crazy Ferret March 23rd, 2009 (2)
- Life on Mars gets the boot March 5th, 2009 (1)
- This is exactly why we need robots February 26th, 2009 (1)
- Stop living in the past IE6 users February 24th, 2009 (1)
- An invasion is the best medicine for our country February 20th, 2009 (2)
- The Beaver shortage in Detroit is over February 18th, 2009
- Help us Albert Pujols, you're our only hope February 10th, 2009 (1)
- Blowing the lid off the Phoenix-San Antonio sports conspiracy February 5th, 2009
- The frozen tundra of hell January 20th, 2009
- Stupid chain email forwards January 14th, 2009
- Aliens abduct holySmith! January 8th, 2009
- Happy 200th post, holySmith! December 23rd, 2008
- What's a 13-letter word for. . . December 15th, 2008
- Blinded by zeros December 10th, 2008
- HolySmith! makes the Urban Dictionary November 21st, 2008
- The Aluminum Falcon rises again November 12th, 2008
- Wow. Is GM going to die? November 7th, 2008
- Wow. Look what MTV did. October 28th, 2008 (1)
- holySmith! plans to invoke fear to get what he wants October 28th, 2008
- From the Diego double standard to animal crackers October 19th, 2008
- holySmith! gets political on your ass October 14th, 2008 (1)
- After bailouts and debates, let's look back and laugh October 3rd, 2008 (1)
- Need a bail-out? Sell Alaska. September 29th, 2008 (3)
- Thank you Captain Obvious September 24th, 2008 (2)
- George Lucas could totally fix the economy September 23rd, 2008 (1)
- What would your Sarah Palin name be? September 18th, 2008 (2)
- Forgive me father, for I have not gamed September 17th, 2008 (6)
- Why does it have to be Barbra Streisand? September 16th, 2008 (1)
- Richard Wright playing the Great Gig in the Sky September 15th, 2008 (1)
- Democratic convention inspires holySmith! to change August 27th, 2008 (5)
- Gymnasts shatter Olympic record for meaningless hugs August 19th, 2008 (3)
- Brett Farve should sing christian songs August 5th, 2008
- Texters like texting August 1st, 2008 (2)
- The only reason to go to Wal Mart July 30th, 2008 (2)
- The circle-jerk of lunacy continues July 28th, 2008 (2)
- Hurricane Dolly blasts media for biased coverage of gas, mortgage crises July 22nd, 2008
- My Democrat friend can kick your Republican friend's ass July 16th, 2008
- Book review for Hot Chicks with Douchebags July 12th, 2008
- Stuff Six-Foot-Tall White Males Born in St. Louis Like (.com) July 11th, 2008 (7)
- How to cope with a terminal disease July 7th, 2008
- GW make up your mind June 30th, 2008 (3)
- Croatians purposely winning to screw with sports announcers June 20th, 2008 (3)
- My piece of legislation can beat up your piece of legislation June 10th, 2008
- Seriously people. June 6th, 2008 (1)
- Couldn't pass this one up May 30th, 2008
- They should make a Heineken commercial about us, Jeley May 29th, 2008 (3)
- Where are we going? May 28th, 2008 (2)
- Cost of holySmith up another $0.24 per gallon May 22nd, 2008
- holySmith! Live from Seattle May 14th, 2008 (2)
- Mormons use SUVs to destroy planet, go to heaven faster April 29th, 2008
- There's no D in D'Antoni April 29th, 2008
- holySmith! to Pope: I'm not your buddy, friend April 17th, 2008
- Emergency! Squad 51 this is Rampart. . . April 15th, 2008 (3)
- The power of NPR compels you April 7th, 2008
- A new perspective on white people March 20th, 2008 (1)
- News Flash: JFK is still Dead March 10th, 2008 (2)
- Past History - Is there another kind? February 26th, 2008 (4)
- Be my valentine February 6th, 2008 (3)
- The end of TV - I watched Vision Quest February 1st, 2008 (1)
- holySmith! <em>(holySmith!adil blogafilis)</em> January 27th, 2008
- We are about to be invaded January 21st, 2008 (1)
- We want change, but we'd shit a brick if it actually happened. January 18th, 2008 (1)
- Meet the new year. Same as the old year. January 2nd, 2008 (4)
- Dreaming of a green xmas December 17th, 2007 (6)
- holySmith! did not knowlingly use steroids December 13th, 2007 (2)
- Simpsons going Animals - Pink Floyd style December 5th, 2007
- Look out for Dolphins December 3rd, 2007
- Forgive me father, for I have not blogged November 29th, 2007
- Religion - The best show on Earth November 20th, 2007 (1)
- Why do black guys get tattoos? November 19th, 2007 (22)
- The holySmith! Gallery now open November 15th, 2007 (2)
- 'Garage Sale' - Lies . . . all lies! November 10th, 2007 (4)
- Writer strike could change TV October 31st, 2007 (6)
- If not for the Internet, I'd lose my mind October 19th, 2007 (5)
- Middle Classy October 17th, 2007
- Generation Y . . .Exactly. October 15th, 2007 (1)
- This guy is a DOUCHE. October 11th, 2007 (3)
- Star Wars art October 4th, 2007
- The dimming of the day September 30th, 2007
- How well do you really know the back of your hand? September 20th, 2007
- Raise the roof (and put it back on) September 5th, 2007
- holyMath! (Life + Work + Stress)*(Insomnia)=Rants August 29th, 2007 (2)
- Wednesdays are for bowling August 27th, 2007 (1)
- holySmith! joins 4000 Peanut Butter & Jelly Sandwich Club August 15th, 2007 (3)
- Sports coverage is retarded August 9th, 2007 (2)
- holySmith! goes to jury duty July 26th, 2007
- Calling Cardinal Nation July 17th, 2007 (1)
- R-S-T-L-N-E: holySmith! the Baby is addicted to the Wheel July 3rd, 2007
- Friendly neighborhood HOA July 2nd, 2007
- Interesting film June 26th, 2007
- NASCAR - Do you get it? I don't. June 14th, 2007 (2)
- The humour of phlegm June 8th, 2007 (1)
- Blog me a river. May 24th, 2007 (1)
- You are a racist bastard. May 17th, 2007 (2)
- Doucheus Maximus May 11th, 2007
- Confessions of a tired mind May 10th, 2007 (2)
- OMFG, this is one of the scariest things I have ever seen. May 3rd, 2007 (1)
- The greatest. Ever. May 1st, 2007 (2)
- Hybrids are kinda gay April 27th, 2007 (3)
- Wanna bet? April 27th, 2007 (1)
- Intra-paternal thoughts April 24th, 2007
- Bumper-ology continued: W is still president April 21st, 2007 (1)
- Dear Government, I want my money back. April 13th, 2007 (2)
- New sunglasses April 8th, 2007 (3)
- Paper or Plastic? March 31st, 2007 (3)
- BREAKING NEWS: holySmith! blows up with a 300 March 21st, 2007 (9)
- Mexico border problem: SOLVED. March 21st, 2007
- Television, you bastard March 19th, 2007
- New Addiction: Lego Star Wars II March 14th, 2007 (2)
- Apologies for slavery, Eddie in rehab (again), and the Chewbacca Defense March 9th, 2007 (1)
- Bad habits entitle you to breaks March 8th, 2007 (3)
- El Gammy is a douchebag February 21st, 2007 (1)
- When you can't beat the bully, kick the dog February 19th, 2007 (1)
- 737 February 15th, 2007 (2)
- Happy Bowling Night (Valentine's Day) - The new computer is here! February 14th, 2007 (1)
- holySmith! Where are you? February 8th, 2007 (2)
- The information paradigm January 31st, 2007 (2)
- Why do I know these songs? January 23rd, 2007 (8)
- Another SPAM rant, but not what you might think January 19th, 2007 (1)
- Speed kills and it will kill again January 17th, 2007 (3)
- Bears! Bears! Bears! January 14th, 2007 (1)
- Hockey is like my old girlfriend January 11th, 2007 (2)
- 2007 - It's not 2006 anymore. January 3rd, 2007 (1)
- Moving master December 15th, 2006
- holySmith! rated top news site over CNN, MSNBC November 29th, 2006 (1)
- I'm holySmith! and I approve this message November 4th, 2006
- Football, Baseball, and Roger Waters September 29th, 2006
- Recent Political Television Ads Lead to Mass Suicide September 12th, 2006
- It's good to warm my bones beside the fire September 7th, 2006
- It's like they knew my kid was on the way August 29th, 2006
- New Study Indicates Pimping is Easy August 18th, 2006 (1)
- Girl Next Door Can't Park for Shit August 8th, 2006 (1)
- Why are the 80s back? July 28th, 2006 (1)
- Top 10 Things I am Thinking Right Now July 19th, 2006
- People from Illinois have the Dumbest Vanity Plates June 16th, 2006 (2)
- Why I Bought a Hybrid (Again) June 11th, 2006 (1)
- The Cubs Suck May 12th, 2006
- 2003 VW Jetta GLI for Sale May 2nd, 2006
- Oh Baby! April 22nd, 2006 (1)
- Canterra Homes April 11th, 2006 (1)
- Qui est votre papa? April 7th, 2006 (1)
- Crap I need to do today: April 7th, 2006
- My Father Wants Grandkids April 3rd, 2006 (2)
- The Suspense is Killing Me March 30th, 2006
- Dumb Toilet Paper Commercials March 16th, 2006
- Con Call February 8th, 2006
- Biz E January 5th, 2006 (1)
- Fresh Pizza January 2nd, 2006
- Hybrid Weakness December 24th, 2005
- X Mas December 23rd, 2005
- Road trip November 14th, 2005
- Pre scribed September 27th, 2005 (1)
- Nomad Vagabond September 25th, 2005
- Gas holes September 20th, 2005 (1)
- Athletic supporter September 18th, 2005
- Waxing political September 15th, 2005
- Pressing words September 15th, 2005 (2)
- holySmith! - The weblog! September 14th, 2005
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