This guy is a total douche. I saw this in a Borders book store email I got today, and I have to admit that every time I see this guy’s overly happy, I-wish-I-were-funny-like-Tim-Allen face, I want to vomit/punch him. Not sure if he just looks like the face you need to punch or if it is because he parades around trying to make people “all better” with his bible-beating bullshit.
I just don’t understand how a guy who is dedicated to making you feel so good can do it with a face that should be the motivational tool stuck to punching bags and shooting range targets. That dopey face…the classic 1980s senior yearbook picture pose…his stupid message of hope…his shady eyes that look right past your soul and into your wallet…I just can’t take it!
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Is that what you see when you look at this book holysmith!?
Damnit! Images in comments are disabled. To make up for this, I expect the image I sent you to be posted side-by-side with the original, so that the Internet can bask in the glory of my primitive photoshop skills.
Please note the image on the right, courtesy of the PhotoShopping skills of El Gammy, of ElGammy.com fame.