Now that Bengals’ receiver Chad Johnson has legally changed his last name to “Ocho Cinco” in reference to his uniform number (#85), I think the Bengals should grant his pre-season requests and trade him. . . to the Rams. Or the Lions.
The Rams retired Jack Youngblood’s #85 and the Lions retired Chuck Hughes’ #85 as well (both were a long time ago), which means that Ocho Cinco would have to wear another number and look totally retarded. Look for the Bengals to suck potatoes like they always do and look for news like this to be the only news that comes out of Cincinnati’s football team this year.
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Chad Johnson is a funny dude. The NFL tries to take itself too seriously, so it’s refreshing when him or TO do something totally fucked up.
Trade him to the Niners so we can finally have a goddamn decent receiver on the roster.
I’d like to see him swim against Michael Phelps since he said he could kick his ass in swimming. That would be fantastic entertainment. I think the guy is hilarious, too. He is pure spectacle, which the NFL definitely needs to be fun. The Bengals are a total joke, so they need it, too. The team that needs him the most is the Cardinals – not because they need another receiver – but because they are the longest running joke in the history of sports.
I smell a hater…
Chad should just co-op ‘He Hate Me’ instead.