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An invasion is the best medicine for our country

If they invade us when we are weak, we will grow strong. Nothing brings out your true heart and ferocity like when someone is trying to harm or take away your home.

Like a mother bird defending her nest full of chicks, you see the fighting spirit in action when forced to defend.

We, as a country, need our backs to the wall. We need to be forced to shake off the fog and get our heads out of our collective ass.

And nothing will do us better than to be invaded by extraterrestrial beings with giant motherships full of probe-happy, abduction-minded aliens who want to suck our brains, steal our natural resources, and eat all our twinkies. (Twinkies are huge in Zeta Reticuli these days).

Yeah, when the aliens invade, the US will come roaring back. The economy will change. The world will change.

And you heard it here first.

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  • El Gammy February 23, 2009, 9:23 am

    Hmm… would that work if Commies invaded us or would we just collectively crap our pants then?

  • holySmith! February 23, 2009, 10:22 am

    I think the Commies sold whatever invasion/warfare crap they actually did have to the Afghanis and the North Koreans. I think we only start up cold war shit with them when we need a perceived enemy to motivate us. I think our biggest enemy is ourselves since we can’t seem to do anything of value unless someone threatens to either harm us, race us, or overtake us. That’s why we need ET to pay us a visit.

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