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Be my valentine

One of the biggest things that irritates me about Valentine’s Day is the fact that people call it “ValenTIMES Day”. I was talking to someone the other day and they said it several times, even though I made an extra effort to enunciate the “en” sound every time I said “Valentine’s Day”.

Not sure where this comes from (lazy). I can understand a little kid saying it incorrectly, but older kids have no excuse. Then, to make matters worse, I heard the mispronunciation twice from two different people on a local news cast. It was like the retard breeze blew through the newsroom and whisked away all the brain power.

Well, whatever. Happy Valentimes day anyway.

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  • El Gammy February 11, 2008, 4:28 pm

    Valentine’s Day is fucking bullshit… Bullshit created by women to forcefully extort more money from their bread-winning husbands, boyfriends, booty calls, gardeners, milkmen, poolboys or anyone else who might be plowing them at the time.

    I don’t know a single straight guy who looks forward to it unless they’re getting a guaranteed Valentine’s Day Blow Job from their bitch, and experience has taught me that that entails about 2% of the hetero male population.

    Personally, I wouldn’t mind spending some fucking money if I knew I would be getting my dick sucked in return, but I can only get that with a hooker, and that’s not worth the risk of picking up some nasty STD like all the ones holyDouche! has to deal with.

    To close, anyone above the age of 10 who says “ValenTIMES” day should be shot in the face.

  • holySmith! February 11, 2008, 9:01 pm

    Whoa there cowboy! I am going to go ahead and ask you not to shoot up with ‘roids before you read/comment on this holiest of blogs. The rage is overwhelming. Maybe I’ll buy you some flowers and candies for V-day to take the edge off your roid rage.

    Kiss your mother with that mouth?

  • El Gammy February 12, 2008, 9:31 am

    Yeah, I know there was a little too much rage in that comment, even for me, but years and years of blowjob-less Valentine’s Days will do that to a guy.

    Excuse me for venting on holyDouche!, but Valentine’s Day still blows… actually… it doesn’t… and that’s the problem.

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