Hate to say I told you so. . .but I did.
Graduate from college: CHECK
Marry THE woman: CHECK
Make an awesome baby: CHECK
Buy a house: CHECK
Bowl a 300. . .
Yep, scratch that one off the list people. . .holySmith! is going to the Bowling Hall of Fame. I’d like to take this opportunity to thank my parents, for making holySmith!, also Pete Weber, who apparently worked with me at a young age to show me the ropes of the game. I’d also like to thank my Uncle Pierre for letting me bowl my arm off when I was just a kid at his old bowling alley. I’d like to thank my Minds in the Gutter teammates who constantly remind me that I will choke in the 8th frame. I’d like to thank god for blessing me with a sweet bowling ball and fantastic leg kick on my follow through. I’d also like to thank the Academy because that is who people often thank after receiving a high honor. I would like to thank the city of Detroit for turning over cars and burning down half of the city in my honor. Thanks also to the good people at Storm bowling, Columbia 300, DynoThane — my bowling brands of choice (pay up sponsors). Special thanks to Ozzie Smith, just for being the Wizard. Much love to Iced Tea, the official beverage of holySmith! when he bowls. Then there are all the little people who contributed to this fine accomplishment. . .
Yeah, it was pretty sweet. I actually bowled 16 straight if you count the start of the second game. The final tally was a 743 series (300, 221, 222). Needless to say the second two games were not so good due to my inability to pick spares for some reason. I blamed it on the fact that my spare ball was pissed at me for not using it half the night.
The ring is on order. . .”Go crazy folks!”