Not unlike other Interweb powerhouses like Google, holySmith! has been banned in the People’s Republic of China, which is ruled by the Communist Party of China. Party leaders in China chose to ban holySmith! when they heard rumors that holySmith! was threatening to reveal the long held “ancient Chinese secret”. Film at 11.
If you’re too young to know what the ancient Chinese secret is, then the video below will help.
In a related story, holySmith! just can’t believe that he used the line “If you’re too young to know. . .” in real life. This officially confirms that holySmith! is terminally infected with the OLD.