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Conversations with a 2-Year-Old Episode 5

This is one of my personal favorites. There was a bit on the news the other night which showed two sea lions sitting on a rock at whatever zoo, which prompted the following conversation. . .

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  • El Gammy August 11, 2009, 10:47 am

    I found an article on the internets that says Sea Lions DO NOT, in fact, poop. Turns out they discard their waste as they simply breath out, which probably explains why their breath “smells like ass.” Giggity!

  • chad March 13, 2010, 3:47 am

    Your movies no longer work awhipe!!!!

  • El Gammy September 2, 2010, 3:31 pm

    Alright. First consistent hair color from one episode to another (sequentially).

    Also, holySmith! the boy wants a Darth Maul and a Batman for his 4th birthday. Just thought I’d reiterate what he reiterated 17 times the other day.

  • holySmith! September 2, 2010, 3:36 pm

    Thanks. Thanks for that, El Gammy. I do the hair color changes to make sure you’re sufficiently annoyed when you visit my blog. It’s the least I can do.

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