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Democratic convention inspires holySmith! to change

For the second straight night, holySmith! saw the Democratic National Convention coverage start on television, and for the second straight night, the DNC inspired holySmith! to change. . .the channel.

And when I did, this is what I saw. This is what happens when it rains in the desert. This is why there are signs posted in every area near a potential wash, warning drivers not to enter when flooded. This is why they enacted the “Stupid Driver Law” a few years back here in the Phoenix area. This is also why people from Apache Junction, Arizona enjoy the redneck retard reputation that they have. Wow.

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  • El Gammy August 28, 2008, 8:51 am

    Hahahahahaa… she hesitated for a moment as she got to the river. I wonder what was going through her incredibly retarded head at that point:

    “Hmm… looks like a pretty strong current. No matter, I’ve crossed a worse river on foot when I got into this country – and I was pregnant. So I should easily be able to traverse these waters in my Mitsubishi Galant. Hold on Lil’ Lupe, Mommy’s gonna steer the shit out of this car-boat! Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Vamonos!”

    Awww… who am I kidding? A dumbass like that would never have the word “traverse” in their vocabulary.

  • El Gammy August 28, 2008, 8:55 am

    Also, I like the new blog layout. And I’d like to see that glass-top coffee table. Would you be interested in exchanging it for Madden 08 for the 360?

  • holySmith! August 28, 2008, 11:26 am

    Not much of a Madden guy, but I wouldn’t mind getting that Star Wars Lego game if you have that available 🙂

  • JaceOne September 10, 2008, 8:34 pm

    Wow. It’s people like that that make me want to leave the human race. I almost feel bad for her, but not bad enough to not stab her in the face if I saw her do that. Also, would you exchange the coffee table for a slightly used condom and a can of Lysol? Don’t ask why I’m getting rid of them 😉

  • JaceOne September 10, 2008, 8:37 pm

    Oh, and kudos on the new format. Sexay!!

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