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Gymnasts shatter Olympic record for meaningless hugs

It doesn’t matter if you are a male gymnast, a female gymnast, or a 39-year-old German gymnast, you get a hug after every routine. Not only do you get multiple hugs from your coach, but you get a minimum of two hugs from each of your teammates, a hug and a peck on each cheek from your international competitors, and then another round of hugs from your coach and your teammates’ coaches.

Now I can understand the Chinese “women” needing the hugs — after all, they are only a few months removed from potty training and they are all particularly fragile at that age. But the rest is just gratuitous hugging for no good reason.

And don’t get me or holySmith! The Wife started on the whole turquoise eye makeup thing.

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  • El Gammy August 21, 2008, 9:16 am

    I could understand the abundance of gratuitous hugs if these bitches were exotic dancers in a stripping competition or sexual gymnastics, especially if they all had the minimum cup size of DD. But these little hos are flatter than the Earth in pre-Columbus times, so there’s absolutely no reason to hug them besides showing fake sympathy for a shitty performance, or a fake congratulatory embrace for a good performance.

    Now, I don’t mind anything fake of course (fake things are essential to the DD minimum requirement in most cases), but fake hugs? C’mon! Will Hunting needed a hug from Robin Williams when he realized it wasn’t his fault – that hug was both necessary and meaningful. These olympic hugs are as frivolous as holySmith’s penis.

  • holySmith! August 22, 2008, 12:04 am

    Frivolous, yet still the subject of your blog comments. But all legendary penis comments aside.

    In a world chock-full of fakery and Serbian-Jew Double-Crosses, this kind of hugging is directly related to the “give all the kids a trophy just for showing up” era of sports. What a bunch of poo.

  • JaceOne August 24, 2008, 6:14 pm

    Ah, so Gammy, you’re saying holySmith’s penis is like a mint condition 1967 Ferrari 275 GTB/4? Nobody touches it but him? Oooo, epic burn. Ok, penis jokes aside, I do have to agree with holySmith! about this participation trophy crap. What happened to the days of 2nd place being the first loser? We’re getting weak folks. Very weak…

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