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holySmith! did not knowlingly use steroids

I wanted to come right out and say this today, that I, holySmith!, did not knowingly purchase or use any banned substances at any time during the years that I have been blogging. There are many bloggers out there who do use performance enhancing substances in an attempt to make their blogging better, but truly, there is no place for that in blogging. Some might argue that it still takes natural skills to make a good blog, and that no amount of performance enhancing substance has been proven to make blogs read better or last longer. If that is the case, then there is no real reason to do it.

holySmith! fully supports the unilateral bi-partisan taskforce committee establishment investigatory panel in its efforts to weed out those bloggers who bring shame and dishonor to blogging by using banned performance-altering substances. I just hope that the millions of fans of blogging can see through all the smoke of this unfortunate set of circumstances that has left a black eye on blogging, and hopefully, one day, we can restore integrity to the Internet’s favorite pastime.

That is all. Thank you and good day.

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  • El Gammy December 13, 2007, 11:21 am

    Haven’t used any performance-altering substances huh? Then how do you explain all the booze you drank while bowling last night, coincidentally right before you spotted the “unmarked police vehicle” bumper sticker and blogged about it?

    That’s the equivalent of going up two hat sizes in a year.

    And don’t even try to argue that drinking doesn’t make you blog better. It is a well known fact that there is nothing you can’t do better with a little liquor in you… well… except maybe drive but driving is overrated anyway.

  • holySmith! December 16, 2007, 7:49 am

    Fortunately for all of us, alcohol is not on the banned substances list.

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