TEMPE, Ariz. – April 1, 2009 – Internet weblog creator holySmith! will appear on an upcoming episode of The Oprah Winfrey Show to discuss his forthcoming book entitled, “The holySmith! Guide to thinking up engaging, thought-provoking headlines that are way better than MSNBC can come up with and writing them in a clear, concise manner, free of run-on sentences, rambles, rants, and that are short, sweet, and to the point, assuming the point you are trying to make is simple, clear, and concise enough not to require bloated, highly complex-to-the-point-of-unreadable headlines in order to make it – Volume One”.
The book will be supported by a book signing tour beginning in Chicago immediately following holySmith!’s appearance on the show. Oprah Winfrey will receive the first signed copy of the book, which will then be auctioned off on eBay. The proceeds of the sale, which are expected to reach six-figures, will be donated to holySmith!’s preferred charity, the Screw GM, Just Save the Corvettes Initiative, which supports the salvation of the Corvette brand and the continued operation and production of the iconic automobile well into the future.
Oprah has also graciously agreed to surprise each member of her audience with a brand new 2009 Corvette.
“holySmith! is thrilled to have the opportunity to publish a book about blogging,” said holySmith!, writing in his typical third-person first reference, which switches over to first-person shortly thereafter. “I think it’s kind of silly for a blogger to actually publish a book about blogging, I mean, why not just blog about it, but WTF do I know, right? I’m so excited to appear on Oprah and hopefully save Corvettes that I feel like jumping up and down on a white leather couch with my shoes on!”
holySmith! is a blogger who is completely full of shit. He totally makes stuff up. His audience spans the world via the Information Superhighway, even though many of them are spammers and bots that crawl the site looking for vulnerabilities, opportunities to spam the site with backlinks to poker and Viagra sites, and the like. He’s an author, physicist, National League MVP, and former Miss USA. . .and he’s totally going to be on Oprah.