Hey there fellas. . .the baseball season started last Sunday. Just wanted to let you guys know that. Yep. Just needed to make sure you guys got the memo. Maybe now would be a good time to get your bats shipped back to the clubhouse in St. Louis since you seemed to have left them all in Memphis.
Anyway, now that you blew the first three games of the season with the Mets of all teams, it would be a great plan to get the bats sent to STL.
Yeah, go ahead and do that.