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Stuff Six-Foot-Tall White Males Born in St. Louis Like (.com)

The “stuff” genre of blogsites are quite popular these days (Stuff White People Like, Stuff God Hates, etc, etc). They’re in the news, they have books (in stores now), and even people like El Gammy are buying in, and he’s a half-breed Mexican-American for Pete’s sake. So it looks like the time has come for holySmith! to go in a new direction with the blog.

Here are some options I am toying with:

  1. Stuff Crackers Who Enjoy Watching Bowling on TV and Being Good at it in Real Life Like
  2. Stuff Married Men with One Child One House and One Car Like
  3. Stuff Non-Religious Science Fiction Loving Pro Feminist Anti-Nazi Dog Owning Literate Demographically Challenged Three Point Shooting College Educated Water Skiing Bass Fishing Two Flushing Crossword Puzzle Solving Internet Friendly One Hand Driving Cell Phone Operating Baseball Throwing Topless Go-Go-Dancing Spaghetti Eating Nike Wearing Tax Paying Breathing People Like

Stuff White People Like has really made me reconsider my race, but at least I am not a douchebag.

{ 7 comments… add one }
  • JaceOne July 11, 2008, 8:57 pm

    I would have read your new site religiously if it was based on the third option, but I don’t like bass fishing. Damn the bad luck. You had my demographic nailed for a second there!

  • holySmith! July 12, 2008, 9:50 pm

    Some people talk to hear themselves talk. Some of us write to read ourselves’s writing, or something.

    I am still tinkering with the names. Maybe I will go with “Stuff holySmith! and JaceOne Like”.

    JaceOne, is there any stuff we like?

  • JaceOne July 14, 2008, 7:53 am

    I’m not sure holySmith! Maybe you should name it “Stuff holySmith! and JaceOne don’t hate”. I don’t want to commit to liking something. I just want to not hate it for now, with all rights reserved for me to hate it at a later point.

  • holySmith! July 14, 2008, 9:41 am

    “Stuff upon which holySmith! and JaceOne will comment, but the comments are not necessarily the final opinions of holySmith! and/or JaceOne and holySmith! and JaceOne reserve the right to shift opnions and alter comments, in favor or against any particular subject, at any given time and without prior written notice” (.com)

    Yeah, I think we’re on to something here.

  • JaceOne July 15, 2008, 7:25 pm

    So I checked GoDaddy, and http://www.StuffuponwhichholySmith!andJaceOnewillcommentbutthecommentsarenotnecessarilythefinalopinionsofholySmith!andorJaceOneandholySmith!andJaceOnereservetherighttoshiftopnionsandaltercommentsinfavororagainstanyparticularsubjectatanygiventimeandwithoutpriorwrittennotice.com was too long. Damn the Internet always stifling our creativity!

    How about just http://www.holySmithandJaceOneareright.com?

  • holySmith! July 15, 2008, 9:25 pm

    I’m liking that. We could also go with “StuffJaceOneandholySmith!areRightAbout.com” and if that doesn’t fly, we could go the Jeopardy! route and just use the answer to that, which is “WhatIsEverything?.com”.

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