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Stupid chain email forwards

I hate these things. . .unless I feel like harvesting email addresses of friends and family and putting them on one of my email lists.

Side Note: If any of you wind up getting an email from Wellness Alternatives selling a wide variety of all-natural health products at great prices in the near future, you can thank holySmith! The Mother for adding you to the list!

Anyway, I needed a break from the rigors of (w)racking my brain on how to market the highly technical products that my (other) company offers, so I decided to take this little test. Rather than “forward it on to 10 of my friends” (I think I only have like three friends anymore – embarrassing) I figured I would just post it up here for y’all and the Googlebot. Here goes:

Directions: Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions. They have to be real places, names, things, etc. Don’t make shit up. You can’t use your name for either #3 or #4.

HolySmith! has taken the liberty of inserting his examples to guide you:

1. What is your name: holySmith!
2. A 4-letter word: hand
3. A boy’s name: Harry
4. A girl’s name: Heloise
5. An occupation: handyman
6. A color: hot pink
7. Something you wear: hood
8. A beverage: Harp
9. A food: Hash browns
10. Something found in the bathroom: Horny Goat Weed
11. A place: Hoffman Estates (IL)
12. A reason for being late: headache
13. Something you shout: hell!

If you still feel the need to pass this on, just copy and paste this link in your email:

And thank you for your support.

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