The Beaver shortage in Detroit is over

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We all know of the big problems facing Detroit – automakers in crisis, people losing jobs, shitty weather, and the Lions, etc. – but finally, some good news to report: Beaver spotted in Detroit after 75 years! And yes, that’s a real headline.

And now you know why holySmith! moved from that area in 1991!

In a slightly related story, not far from where holySmith! lived and attended high school in Troy, Michigan (basically a suburb of Detroit) is a major road named “Big Beaver” which also happens to have an exit off the highway. Nobody ever believed me that not only was there a road named Big Beaver there, but that the exit number was 69.

Big Beaver Road Exit 69

Never let it be said that the people of Troy, Michigan don’t have a great sense of humor. . .

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