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The Onion

The Onion is my preferred source of news and has been since I have been old enough to drink legally. I first encountered The Onion at the Old Chicago in LoDo (that’s lower downtown Denver for all you not “in the know”). I haven’t seen it in print in quite some time, the website works great.

Some of my all-time favorite headlines from The Onion:

Letter D Pulls Sponsorship From Sesame Street – Noted Consonant Alienated by Controversial Gay Muppet

CIA Realizes It’s Been Using Black Highlighters All These Years

FDA: Lucky Charms No Longer Part of Complete Breakfast

Couple Upstairs Going At It Again

News Of Uncle’s Death Deleted By Spam Filter

You can’t get enough Onion headlines, polls, news, opinion articles. They are rather addictive and kind of like that time when you got that Far Side daily calendar for Xmas back in 1991 . . . you sat and read all 365 of them that day. Good stuff. Spend some time there.

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  • Nate Dogg January 19, 2006, 1:24 am

    I checked out that Onions newspaper page, it is pretty funny. It will go in my Google Personal Search page.

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