Now that Bengals’ receiver Chad Johnson has legally changed his last name to “Ocho Cinco” in reference to his uniform number (#85), I think the Bengals should grant his pre-season requests and trade him. . . to the Rams. Or the Lions.
The Rams retired Jack Youngblood’s #85 and the Lions retired Chuck Hughes’ #85 as well (both were a long time ago), which means that Ocho Cinco would have to wear another number and look totally retarded. Look for the Bengals to suck potatoes like they always do and look for news like this to be the only news that comes out of Cincinnati’s football team this year.