If Sarah Palin (as opposed to holySmith! The Mother) had the honor and privilege of birthing/naming me, my “Sara Palin” name would be: “Snowshoe Man Palin” instead of “holySmith!”.
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It’s almost as much fun as when you found out what your porn name was back in 2000. Give it a try. It’ll put hair on your chest!